Here's to the Town of Middleborough's Board of Selectmen!
First Amendment? The First Amendment to the United States Constitution reads, "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances" [emphasis added]. It says nothing of the Town of Middleborough's Board of Selectmen (a great name for a legislative body, I must say).
In fact, the Tenth Amendment to the United States Constitution reads, "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people." Constitutional libertarianism should end at the federal level. (Remember nearby Connecticut had an established church until 1818.) We must stand up for the freedom of local bodies to make their own laws.