Friday, June 29, 2012

Out-Librulling Libruls

Gavin McInnes has "found the only way to calm this yelping beast is to speak to it in its own language" — Living with Savages. An example:
    I love gays. They’re wonderful. This is why I find it so hurtful when people keep describing the Catholic Church as a place where boys get raped. They know full well it’s not toddlers getting molested but adolescent boys. It’s very clear the ones doing the touching are frustrated homosexuals at war with their own libidos. Catholic-bashing is tantamount to fag-bashing, and we need to have an open discussion about the inner struggle that gays face.
I myself have often used this one, which is entirely true:
    [T]he saddest part about illegal immigration [is that i]t only benefits rich whites in both countries. Poor Mexicans on both sides of the border are worse off for it, and black workers in California are the first ones to lose jobs to illegal—sorry—undocumented workers.
This one also works:
    In fascist economies, the government chooses CEOs to run various monopolies and then leaves them to their own devices. Wait, that sounds like Obama choosing GE to run the Council of Jobs and Competitiveness and Monsanto’s ex-attorney to run the FDA. The liberal will find this as perplexing as you do.
[The spelling in my title is Flannery O'Connor's.]

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