Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Slurring Your Speech?

Gavin McInnes' No. 11, emphasis added — 12 Tips on Proper Bar Etiquette:
    If your buddy says you’re slurring, you are. The only way to tell when someone is wasted beyond a shadow of a doubt is when they adamantly deny it. The second someone mocks your slurred speech, try to take it down a notch. Also, here’s a bonus tip: If you’re about to meet your wife or a business associate and you’ve had too much, stretch your cheeks by inflating air in them. I don’t know why this works, but it does.
I'm half tempted to go slug down some Devils Springs 160 proof vodka and give it a try.

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