Bring Back Our Girls
Of course, these are only "our" girls in the sense that they are our coreligionists. I would not support military intervention, which is where I fear this is leading. I would, however, support private interventionism, à la Abraham Lincoln Brigade meets the Crusades. I would not go myself, having a wife and kids to support here, and I would not send anyone else's sons over there against their will. I would, however, put some money in the hat for those willing to form a private militia to send the Boko Haram scum to Jahannam.