Friday, April 1, 2016

Childbirth Performs "Women's Rights," "More Fertile Than You," "Will You Be My Mom?," "Tech Bro," "Let's Be Bad," "Siri, Open Tinder" & "Cowling At The Moon"


We're pregnant! The little lady has one in the oven, our third, making us natalists finally, after an eleven-year hiatus from birthing babies. Tantric NFP is not foolproof, so the missus is barefoot and pregnant again as she was meant to be, gearing up to give me another child with my surname to carry on my genes. Thus, the name of this band interested me, but they kinda suck; KEXP commenters say it best: "This has to be April fools" & "This might be the worst band KEXP has ever hosted." They're not that bad, but they're not good looking. And making fun of those who carry on the human race is just not remotely funny. Sorry, everyone.

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4 Comments:

Blogger 導美娜 said...

I want to say congrats (or 축하해요) but is this announcement itself an April Fools joke?! I hope not. But if it is, well played^^

Congrats anyways!

April 1, 2016 at 9:29 PM  
Blogger Mercurius Aulicus said...

Congratulations Sir on the good news. And may your child be a masculine child.

April 3, 2016 at 11:10 PM  
Blogger Iosue Andreas Sartorius said...

Thank you both. It is the truth, and the child will be a second male.

April 4, 2016 at 12:15 AM  
Blogger Enbrethiliel said...

+JMJ+

Congratulations and prayers for your family!

April 5, 2016 at 8:43 AM  

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