Atrocity in the Age of Social Media
The first question I had when I heard the death toll was, "How could a lone gunman execute 50 people without anyone fighting back?" But it makes sense if the victims were more engaged in updating their statuses on social media platforms than in fomenting a resistance and rushing the asshole à la Flight 93, but it seems a golden opportunity to do just that would have presented itself when the latent sodomite was texting all lovey-dovey with his "beard." Put your dumbphones away, sheeple!
[Another tangential thought I had was whether rather than 72 virgins awaiting him in paradise, this cocksucker might instead have 72 gay bikers awaiting him for eternal anal rape; however, some reports suggest that this may be just what he was after, unless, of course, he was a "top" and then his mother country's Bacha Bazi culture would have allowed him to indulge his sodomistic desires to his heart's content had only America not allowed his scumbag father to immigrate to our sacred shores.]