The Lamentations of the Women at Hillary's Alma Mater
Perhaps the most famous line from Conan the Barbarian (1982) came to mind at the point when hearing that "Clinton's prospects continued to slide, and tears started to pour," in this story this morning — Clinton Backers Gather At Wellesley College To Watch Returns.
The story begins with the sounds of crying from a who "couldn't even talk about it." This is followed by a solipsistic and delusional student who sobs, "I look at a country that doesn't see a place for me." After several more sob-stories, the story ends with the first student, "still wailing."